bitchy_smurf: (appraising)
The rather disturbing thing about this weekend was that Illyria had attempted to be ...kind to Wesley on some level, and only forced her company on him in small doses, with plenty of time for retreating to sit in the dark and further destroy his metabolism. So it was only now that she was finally showing him her living quarters. Such as they were.

"This is where I don't sleep."

[OOC: For the Watcher and the Hunter]
bitchy_smurf: (with Wesley)
Dear Wesley:

You claim that these reports will help you see what I have learned, though I suspect you merely wish to verify that I've killed no humans yet. Nonetheless, here it is.

Something called a shuttle bus transported me to the school. I prefer simply ripping a hole between dimensions. On the journey, I had intercourse with a teacher (possibly tolerable), a loud girl (possibly mad), a boy who wished to make offerings of beef to me (possibly dirty of limited mental capacity), a potential acolyte (possibly colorblind), a smoker (possibly doomed to an early death - not at my hands) and the incarnation of Death (clearly mad, as she claims to enjoy being mortal).

Upon reaching the island, my blades were taken from me. This is unacceptable. Elder beings do not 'check' their weapons. After this ignominious procedure, I also had intercourse with a small girl who is supposedly my sibling and a large boy who is to live in a box with me. And his dog.

I did not have intercourse with the dog. I was simply told of it.

I didn't kill any of them.

Even the dog.

Are you pleased?

-Illyria, God-King of the Primordium, Shaker of Worlds, Scourge of the Deep, Death by a Thousand Tentacles

***

To: notasmurf@fandomhigh.net
From: wwp@wolfram&hart.com

You may wish to substitute the word 'conversation' for 'inter----- Well done. Carry on.

-W.

[NFI, OOC, etc, Acronyms R Us.]
bitchy_smurf: (plants)


"Along with her apparent age," Wesley said to the green one, as if because Illyria could no longer hear the singing of the plants, she couldn't hear him, "her powers -- the ones we were ever able to catalog in the first place -- have been greatly reduced. She still has an unusual level of strength, but is no longer invulnerable or able to alter time."

'You revel in my defeat,' she spat at him... )



[NFI distance, OOC welcome, mmm, fishcakes. Large portions of dialogue taken from Angel 5x20, The Girl In Question.]

bitchy_smurf: (comics - down but not out)
Los Angeles: a month ago )

Los Angeles: a week ago )

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[OOC: NFI yadda yadda fishcakes, OOC yadda yadda smileyface. Warning: embedded video, cloying folk music, character death, gratuitous use of someone else's songvid as a plot re-cap, overly poetic narrative. Large portions of dialogue taken from Angel 5x19, Time Bomb.]

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