bitchy_smurf: (say what?)
bitchy_smurf ([personal profile] bitchy_smurf) wrote2000-01-01 12:00 am
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Voicemail

Bleat at me if you must.
raspberryturk: (WAUGH)

[personal profile] raspberryturk 2010-01-09 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[From here!]

"Whoa, now, Rookie! Why in the world would I go callin' you up, tryin' to throw theology an' come-ons at you all at once? First off, I ain't interested in you like that, yo. You just ain't my type. An' second? The only god I ever talk to anybody about is Shiva, when I'm cussin' about her frozen blue tits."

A pause.

"They're really nice tits, yo."