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Illyria, God-King of Shut Your Face

I Blame This On the Weakness of Your Species

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Created on 2011-12-20 17:54:08 (#1148943), last updated 2012-01-11 (297 weeks ago)

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Birthdate:May 3
Name: Illyria, God-King of the Primordium
Age: Older than your pitiful species. Also, 16.
Grade: Junior
Living Arrangements: Woefully lacking Room 320 with Sam Winchester ([info]psychic_wonder)
Phone: 555-BLUE

2009 Spring Schedule
1Modeling For Dummies (Wilson)
2Ethics (Skywalker)Battles That Changed History (Rogers)
3Monomyth (Cinderella)
4Love & Romance (Dèmon)
5Living With Difficult Women (Maximus)
After ClassesMilitary ReservesMagic ReservesSupport Services
2009 Fall: Swordplay (Wilson). How To Win Friends And Influence People (Glinda/Stinson). Fandom vs. the Real World (Sun). Dorm 320, with Sam Winchester ([info]psychic_wonder)

A brief message of greeting

When your ancesters squirmed in their puddles of mud, I was a god. I enjoyed being a god. The benefits were excellent; ask me how to sign up. No, ASK me. I dare you.

I did not enjoy sleeping, trapped in a hole, while my world crumbled away to dust. I didn't relish, no matter what Wesley thinks of me, waking in the burned-out stick-creature shell of his dead lover to find all I knew gone to ash, and the earth crawling with the vermin that are you.

Then I cracked into pieces, and Wesley shot me with a BFG1. That also lacked entertainment value.

He broke me, like the pile of twigs this body is. I can no longer walk between worlds, nor sing the song of green and growing things. This form keeps some of my strength, if but a fraction of my grace, but it bends, it breaks, it ends.

And in one final moment of celestial mockery, the blow that took from me the power to rip time between my fingers bestowed what Wesley tells me is a gift upon my head. A gift of time: I'm a child, in form if not in years, and this place, he says, this, this box full of rutting, roiling human larvae, will show me how to survive in his world.

I have ambivalent and creepily romantic feelings for him hate him with the burning passion of a thousand long-dead suns.

But he will help me live, where others would not, because I look like her, and so... I'm here.

It sucks. I despise you all.

Except you; you're beneath my notice.

Unless you can help me with the music history homework. Who is this 'David Cassidy' person and what is he meant to be so afraid of?

And why won't that small blue-green ruminant creature go AWAY?

1Big Fucking Gun. Spike believes I don't know that he was mocking me when he gave me those words for the Mutari Generator. Spike is a moron. Though not visually unpleasant.

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Shell: the Illyria fanlisting (excellent and comprehensive character screencaps)
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